Cleaning out my mail, and thought that some forwards should see the light of day one more time.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
3 men go into a hotel.
The man behind the desk said the room is $30 so each man paid $10 and went to the room.
A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25 so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys’ room with $5.
On the way the bellboy couldn’t figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.
This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27 add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29. Where is the other dollar?
Just watched NewsRadio, episode “Stocks” (every sitcom has an episode about stocks, right?).
Beth, the secretary, got several stock tips from billionaire station owner Jimmy James and instead of following them, she sold the tips to someone else.
Beth: I don’t understand. All I did was sell someone something I didn’t even own in the first place that wasn’t worth anything.
Jimmy: Like I said, welcome to the world of high finance!
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