Stock Market Jokes
Phantasmix August 14th, 2008
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. (So true! 
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Markets are the places where two types of people meet up in the morning: those with experience and those with money. Towards the end of the day, they exchange their assets and go home.
P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
A man said: I want cold hard cash….Tell me in which stock to invest? Investor: Simple, put your money in the freezer….
- • Humor , • Investing , • Stocks
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