Only in America…
Phantasmix November 10th, 2008
You dummies are gonna pay my mortgage for me!
Pony up, you skinflints. I took $200K out of my house equity and pissed it away on a big honkin’ Hummer and 3 TV’s so big you gotta sit across the street to watch ‘em, and a big Goddamn gold watch and a speedboat and a whole buncha primo dope.Now I’m underwater and the value of the house is goin’ down faster than a cheap whore, and the government’s gonna cut the $200K I pissed away off the balance, and give me a new FHA guaranteed loan at better interest rates than any of you get on your mortgages, and your taxes are gonna pay for it all. What a great country! It’s morning in America!
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Where’s Yakov Smirnoff when you need him.
Is he still around?
I went to Branson, MO once (not voluntarily). Just turned 16 and had no idea who the guy was and didn’t care much for all the performers in that dreadful town. So I just went shopping at the outlet malls (equally dreadful).
As for this quote, I imagine there’s quite a few people like that. Maybe even YOU!
(disclaimer: kidding)